Drag Me To Hejl!

I.Am.Frank.Hejl!

Writer/Performer at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (NY)
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Laurel was the other person I spoke of that’s in this month’s TONY singles issue. This is one of the e-mails she got. Get ready for more of these, Laurel! I wish I had saved some of the e-mails I had received. I had one woman offer to role play Ghostbusters during sex. By the way, NY fellas, Laurel is the tops. Beautiful, charming and fun. What’s not to love? Take her out on a nice date. wordshurtsogood: I’ve been getting some interesting responses from this Time Out NY thing, and I will be posting snippets, but I needed to post this one in it’s entirety. I also needed to post it as a screenshot, so that you could see the different fonts and emoticons. I blacked out a few things to protect the not-so-innocent, and left one picture for to see. Please note the subject line is a Fwd. Enjoy.

Laurel was the other person I spoke of that’s in this month’s TONY singles issue. This is one of the e-mails she got.

Get ready for more of these, Laurel! I wish I had saved some of the e-mails I had received. I had one woman offer to role play Ghostbusters during sex.

By the way, NY fellas, Laurel is the tops. Beautiful, charming and fun. What’s not to love? Take her out on a nice date.

wordshurtsogood:

I’ve been getting some interesting responses from this Time Out NY thing, and I will be posting snippets, but I needed to post this one in it’s entirety. I also needed to post it as a screenshot, so that you could see the different fonts and emoticons. I blacked out a few things to protect the not-so-innocent, and left one picture for to see. Please note the subject line is a Fwd. Enjoy.

  1. onemoreplease reblogged this from frankhejl
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  3. shiningstar reblogged this from allthelatestmoves and added:
    OH DEAR GOD. I GOT THIS EXACT E-MAIL.
  4. allthelatestmoves reblogged this from frankhejl and added:
    UMMM…my friend who...exact same letter— that guy
  5. frankhejl reblogged this from laurelelisabeth and added:
    Laurel was the other person...spoke of that’s in...month’s...
  6. dontstaylong reblogged this from laurelelisabeth and added:
    Absolutely hilarious.
  7. theladybeard reblogged this from laurelelisabeth and added:
    has playful all over it. I vote MIKE!
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