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I like Joseph Gordon Levitt (especially in Brick!) and I love Zoey Deschanel, but I refuse to see this movie. I feel like it would be Garden State squared. Look, I’ll admit it, I liked Garden State when it came out, but as I got older and watched it again I thought it was bullshit (as was its soundtrack). I just can’t bring myself to watch this movie! thedarkspark: semisetadrift: tristn: ginandphonics: “If you bond over the Smiths, for example, that’s not good,” Neustadter said. “That’s a recipe for disaster.” one of the guys who wrote 500 days of summer talks about how every relationship has a soundtrack in the la times. for some reason this annoys the shit out of me. He’s wearing a LOVE WILL TEAR US APART shirt. Do you see the RED LORRY YELLOW LORRY label? They are in A RECORD STORE bonding. This movie looks like the most annoying thing ever. (Maybe it will be good. I probably will have to watch it with Mary.) I liked you better when you were playing a molested teenage whore, Joseph Gordon-Levitt! I think my main source of annoyance over this movie concept is that Zooey Deschanel appears to be starring as herself and I believe I’m the only person with a Tumblr who does not think she is “all that”. Chances will be given though. Everything about this picture makes me want to smash something.

I like Joseph Gordon Levitt (especially in Brick!) and I love Zoey Deschanel, but I refuse to see this movie. I feel like it would be Garden State squared. Look, I’ll admit it, I liked Garden State when it came out, but as I got older and watched it again I thought it was bullshit (as was its soundtrack). I just can’t bring myself to watch this movie!

thedarkspark:

semisetadrift:

tristn:

ginandphonics:

“If you bond over the Smiths, for example, that’s not good,” Neustadter said. “That’s a recipe for disaster.”

one of the guys who wrote 500 days of summer talks about how every relationship has a soundtrack in the la times.

for some reason this annoys the shit out of me.

He’s wearing a LOVE WILL TEAR US APART shirt. Do you see the RED LORRY YELLOW LORRY label? They are in A RECORD STORE bonding. This movie looks like the most annoying thing ever. (Maybe it will be good. I probably will have to watch it with Mary.)

I liked you better when you were playing a molested teenage whore, Joseph Gordon-Levitt!

I think my main source of annoyance over this movie concept is that Zooey Deschanel appears to be starring as herself and I believe I’m the only person with a Tumblr who does not think she is “all that”. Chances will be given though.

Everything about this picture makes me want to smash something.

  1. cankerbloxxom reblogged this from semisetadrift and added:
    I with you Tash. I’ll probably see it, but Zooey doesn’t really do much for me either.
  2. tweetyyum reblogged this from frankhejl and added:
    Gordon-Levitt reblog!! I’m gonna...a total chick right now
  3. invisibleidiot reblogged this from thedarkspark and added:
    To me, this film definitely marks some kind of watershed - we’ve now officially entered a new era of cynical “indie”...
  4. velveteenrabbit reblogged this from thedarkspark and added:
    yes, tds, my hands are getting all clenchy and fisty just looking at it.
  5. digsyfinallyhasa reblogged this from frankhejl and added:
    Saw this on a date a couple weeks ago. Thought it was cute.
  6. frankhejl reblogged this from thedarkspark and added:
    I like Joseph Gordon Levitt (especially in Brick!) and I love Zoey Deschanel, but I refuse to see this movie. I feel...
  7. thedarkspark reblogged this from semisetadrift and added:
    Everything about this picture makes me want to smash something.
  8. sweatonthelawn reblogged this from semisetadrift and added:
    Love-and-Radiation and I are there with you, ma’am! Though I preferred him when he was in a film noir-nouveau.
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