Writer/Performer/Teacher at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (NY)

Posting mostly music, comedy and Ghostbusters stuff.

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Former North Texas comic finds Internet fame impersonating Nick Offerman and Seth Rogen

Got some love from my old stomping grounds in Texas. Though, “fame” is a bit of a strong word. 

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If this isn’t one of the best songs of the year, I just don’t know what is. It’s like Velocity Girl meets Veruca Salt and I really just cannot handle how perfect that kind of thing is to me.

I second this emotion.

Oh lordy, I dig it.

Another quick n’ dirty impression. This is me as Nick Offerman talking about his family life. Enjoy.

If you missed the Bucky set at Weekend Team Harold Night at UCB, you can watch it online! Enjoy. Not often I get to play an escaped Jim Belushi in a set. 

note: Christian and Sasheer were there in spirit. 



‘Nothing Lasts Forever’: Bill Murray in ‘lost’ sci-fi comedy set in a totalitarian New York City

Nothing Lasts Forever is as difficult to see as Tom Schiller’s SNL shorts. In fact, the film was never given a proper theatrical release to begin with. You can watch it here in its entirety.

Fantastic! I was hoping to see it.

Fleetwood Mac - Empire State

"New york, open your eyes to me
Let me be what I want to be
Tell me, tell me it’s not too late”


Smashing Pumpkins - Silverfuck (Live in London 1994)

True story, I owned 2 copies of Vieuphoria because I watched my first copy so many times it wore out. 

Guys, you can watch the full movie of Laurel and Hardy’s March of the Wooden Soldiers in all it’s creepy glory on YouTube! Enjoy those costumes and welcome them to your nightmares! 

Actually, you can just watch the last 8 minutes of it to get the gist.


Babes in Toyland (1934) aka March of the Wooden Soldiers

I was obsessed with this film as a kid. The costumes were so creepy and weird and I was morbidly drawn to it.

Check it out if you haven’t. Watching it “restored” doesn’t have the same effect as watching it in the 80’s on some UHF channel in black and white on a shitty TV with a broken off channel knob (that you had to use pliers to change the channel with). But it’s still weird and charming in a creepy way. 

Here’s a quick little dumb thing I did. 

Me as Seth Rogen auditioning for Game of Thrones.


My DCM Show this weekend

Got 10 this year. Should be a lot of fun!


Mother: The Soundtrack (I’m DJing the set) @UCBT NYC Fri 9pm- Fri 9:30pm

BUCKY: Here and Now @ UCBT NYC Fri 10:00 pm - Fri 10:30 pm 307 W 26th St (btwn 8th & 9th)

Hot For Teacher: The UCB Faculty Show @ UCB EAST Sat 6:45 pm - Sat 7:15 pm 153 E. 3rd St. at Avenue A

( ) @ Urban Stages Sun 1:45 am - Sun 2:00 am 259 West 30th Street

KRAKEN @ Urban Stages Sun 10:45 am - Sun 11:00 am 259 West 30th Street


Dan Black Won’t Die - @ UCBT NYC Sat 3:45 am - Sat 3:55 am

Springsteenprov- @ UCBT NYC Sat 5:55 am - Sat 6:05 am 307 W 26th St (btwn 8th & 9th)

Aircheck: The Station ID Show- @ UCBT NYC Sun 2:30 am - Sun 2:40 am 307 W 26th St (btwn 8th & 9th)

Humanprov (not aliens) @ UCB EAST Sun 4:10 am - Sun 4:20 am 153 E. 3rd St. at Avenue A

Whose Line Shalit Be? @ UCBT NYC Sun 4:20 am - Sun 4:30 am 307 W 26th St (btwn 8th & 9th)


UCB Theatre • UCBT Character Showcase

Hey! I’m in the UCB Character Showcase TONIGHT at 8pm hosted by Matt Besser. It’s Sold Out, but you can still do standby line. Tickets are $5!